Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Your fiscal house will light up this week, along with your credit card fraud alerts.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 1): Overambitious Mars will bring the urge for a fresh look, but Lexington is not known for its tattoo parlors.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Your eleventh house of innovation will have you feeling motivated about school, but don’t worry, it won’t last long.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): Your career house will face an overhaul after that typo in your resume.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb 18): A new moon in Libra will have you earning for adventure; going to Walmart should suffice.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): Your eighth house of romance can do a lot, but it can’t help you find a formal date.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): With raving Mercury moving in this week, the urge to publish rambling twitter threads will never be higher.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): Jupiter will be entering your wellness zone, which means that a disastrous juice cleanse is imminent.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): This week, frazzled Mercury will push your friendships to the brink while planning a group Halloween costume.
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): With Mercury in your fifth house of unwanted attention, prepare to be walked in on while taking mirror selfies in the public bathroom.
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Your domestic house will be alight until November, and so will your failed baking attempts.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): With Mercury entering your social house for the rest of the year, your FOMO levels will rise with every party email.
–Anna Kate Benedict ’20
The Radish 