Unassuming business major verbally accosted in co-op line by science major raising awareness of his workload as midterms approach

When Gretchen Ewert said, “this econ class is pretty much the orgo of my major,” Paul Henderson looked up. After a long day of Snapchatting his friends the problem set he had not yet done, he had had it. “I spread too many blank pieces of paper across my prominent tabletop for you to act like that!” he screamed. Visibly shaken after the encounter, Ewert attempted to mentally re-focus on her PowerPoint presentation but has reportedly been having great difficulty. –Emerson Scheinuk & Ford Carson