With the cessation of Traveller City Line, cabins residents have found themselves cabin’ it home more often

“Getting around gets difficult, especially without Uber, Lyft, or really anything besides the slave labor of 18-year-olds,” said Cabins resident Anthony Frewt in a telephone interview yesterday. Frewt optimistically listed perks of the Cabins that outweigh their hilarious location, including a beautiful interior and an ideal pregame locale, even if no one can make it. “It’s so crucial to have a property that requires its own maid at age 22,” he said. –Emerson Scheinuk & Ford Carson