“Getting around gets difficult, especially without Uber, Lyft, or really anything besides the slave labor of 18-year-olds,” said Cabins resident Anthony Frewt in a telephone interview yesterday. Frewt optimistically listed perks of the Cabins that outweigh their hilarious location, including a beautiful interior and an ideal pregame locale, even if no one can make it. “It’s so crucial to have a property that requires its own maid at age 22,” he said. –Emerson Scheinuk & Ford Carson