EC representative disillusioned with lack of name recognition at band party

Paula Berty, who won her elected position with a voter turnout of 13%, reportedly looked around and waited for several minutes before realizing that she was not being bum-rushed with questions about the most recent business meeting. Berty, noting that she was too busy to come to many of these things anyway, leaves behind a legacy highlighted by the implementation of the SafeWalk app, a stall street journal expansion, and several witty comments made during the most recent round of committee appointments. –Ford Carson