1. Let’s make a Colonnade Connection
2. I only abide by the speaking tradition when you’re around
3. You make me happier than a warm bacon sunrise
4. Dudley said odds are at least two people in our class will get married, why not us?
5. I’m a LexingTON of fun
6. Want to pursue a degree at Washington & Me University?
7. Let me swipe for you at D-hall
8. Honestly, I’m not looking for anything serious
9. Yeah, I’ll flex the rest *flex arm*
10. Gaines or Glees?
11. Put an ad out in campus notices for a date
12. Wyd
13. Are you a breakfast platter because I’m getting you to go
14. Let’s take a hint from all this construction and get hammered then nail
15. I have a lofted triple it’s so sick come check it out
16. RA on call? More like RA to call
17. I have an internship in investment banking lined up
18. I bet you’ve never fallen down the Windfall stairs
19. You make my Harte skip a beat (only works in the library)
20. Want to slam me like my work during finals week?
21. I know a place…you ever heard of the Cadaver tunnels?
22. R u going out tn
23. What if we kissed on Coop porch
24. Have you ever streaked the colonnade…do you want to
25. If loving you was an HV, send me to the EC
*please don’t actually use these pick up lines, we can’t have that liability on us.
XOXO,
The Radish
The Radish 