In response to the growing Fizz popularity of the Washingtonian Society, a committed group of students have created the King Georgian Society in order to ensure that alcoholism remains a part of campus culture.
Founded with the goal of getting blackout drunk every night, the group plans to create a theme house similar to the Washingtonian house but with drinks available in every room.
“Somebody had to take action,” claimed an anonymous founder. “Some of the top posts on Fizz were by an anti-drinking organization. That’s the beginning of a slippery slope toward alcohol being banned on campus.”
After being informed that alcohol is already technically banned for those under 21, the anonymous founder claimed this was new information to him.
The Washingtonian Society could not be reached for comment, with some claiming they have relapsed as a result of the drama.
– JE ’27
The Radish 