Curious about what your life will look like after fall? Pick a leaf color and scroll down to know what’s in store for you.
RED
You will fall in love in the near future, but keep your heart safe, because love is dangerous. Soon
enough, your partner will wipe off your kisses behind your back, and the restless silence in bed will suck
all the happiness from the world.
ORANGE
Your seasonal spell of depression and wanting to transfer is about to take an uplifting turn. Suddenly,
you will find true friends and sign a lease. Then, all of your fake friends will be health centered the night
you didn’t go out with them.
YELLOW
Happiness will cloud all of your senses, and you will be the life of the party. Somehow, a one-night stand
will turn into a two-night stand, and then three, four, but you still don’t know their name. The minute
you ask for their number, however, they will carve it into your face and use your blood for graffiti.
GREEN
You will get plenty of sleep, because you’re just too boring to want anything else. What? Ok, FINE, you
will have a recurring nightmare of 100-ft tall waves crashing down on you, reminding you of the
impending climate crisis that will ensue if you stop hugging trees. Happy?
– Arun Ghosh, ’26
The Radish 