For the pair dedicated to their colonnade majors: Newcomb + Washington
For when a Big is significantly hotter than her Little: Stacy + Stacy’s Mom
For the pair that will go down in history: Rat + Black Plague
For the pair that only like each other: Oscar + His Trashcan
For the rivals that only make each other stronger: USSR + USA
For the Big that thinks her Little will soon surpass her in fame: Paris Hilton + Her Assistant
For the washed up Big: Sakai + Canvas
For the whole family:
Great Grand Big – Fast and Furious
Grand Big – The Fast and The Furious
Big – 2 Fast 2 Furious
Little – The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift
For the in-love and highly successful pair: Chip + Joanna Gaines
For the family with twins: Mr. Moseby + Zach & Cody
For the Hot Topic pair: Foo + Foo Fighter
For the rivals: Larry + Mocha Joe
For the overachieving pair that has mastered the side-eye: Nancy Pelosi + Chuck Schumer
For the pair that just vibes (sexual tension?): Brad Leone + Clare Saffitz
For the Big that does not give a shit about her Little: Mitt Romney + the dog on top of his car
For the pair that has nothing in common: Susan G Komen Foundation + Getting Blackout at Pink Party
For the pair you want to two-thirds: Trump and Mike Pence
For the pair who goes after the same guys: Vampires and Mosquitos
For the pair who wants to disaffiliate: Prince Harry and Megan Markle
— Camille Sears ’22
The Radish 