Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): This Venus cycle will amp up your charm and ability to attract anyone! Wait, no, anyone but that person, sorry.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): Your blindly optimistic twelfth house will have you anticipating a breezy registration period, but reality will soon set in.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19): A quarter moon in your investigative house will take your social media lurking skills to new heights.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18): Your scheduling tenth house will bite off more than it can chew this week, so nap at your own risk.
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): Venus will settle into your blunt and outspoken ninth house this week, so stay clear of the ‘reply all’ button.
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): A quarter moon in Leo will ignite your house of viral video fame this week.
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): Your domestic fourth house will light up this week, and so will your heating bills.
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): Venus will move into your house of health this week, forcing you to resort to the off-brand cough syrup from the Health Center
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): The Leo quarter moon will be in your house of security this week, so expect that email forcing you to change your password.
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22): Your homebody fourth house and the end of Daylight Savings will make getting out of bed that much harder.
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): Your third house of expression and communication will be so active this week, not even the Apple “I” glitch will bring you down.
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): Your networking house will be front and center this week, so start drafting those follow up emails.
—Anna Kate Benedict ’20
The Radish 